Whoever said, "There's a sucker born every minute" is guilty of gross underestimation. Each minute about seven babies are born in the United States, and the way I figure it, at least half of those babies grow up to be suckers. (And I don't mean bottle suckers.)
No, I'm talking about people who are easily confused. Tricked. Bamboozled. Hornswoggled. There are a lot of them, ranging from ancient warriors to well-diggers to modern-day Internet users like you. Heck, you might even be a sucker yourself. You're not alone.
It's not just April Fool's Day when people get duped, either, although that has been the historical day for hoaxes since 1582, when Pope Gregory XIII decreed that the new year would start on January 1 instead of April 1. People who continued to celebrate New Year's on April 1 were teased with gag gifts and invitations to nonexistent parties. Mean! But true.
We call them April Fools, except in France, where they're called April Fish (Poisson d'Avril). The French called them this because the traditional joke was to tape a paper fish to the back of a friend. I guess it's the French equivalent of a "Kick me" sign.
People have been made to believe everything: that giants have walked the Earth, that mermaids have swum its seas, that Manhattan is sinking, and that the Eiffel Tower is for sale (again).
People have even been convinced that four-foot, furry men with batlike wings inhabit the Moon.
Do you think you're above being taken for a ride? Maybe you are. But then again, maybe not. To understand why, it helps to know why otherwise respectable people have been suckered by crazy stories time and time again.
Based on famous hoaxes from history, I've come up with three reasons people get tricked. I call them the telltale signs of suckerdom:
- general ignorance
- overconfidence in authority
- greed
Ignorance is bliss--for charlatans
You know what they say: "No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." As cynical as that view is, there is some truth to it. Giant truth, actually.